Dysmal Nitch Pacific Northwest

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Local activists revealed to be ‘hot for each other’

In absolute scandalous local news a handsome young man who we’ll call “Tristan” continues to identify as a gay activist despite having a torrid physical love affair with a beautiful young Lesbian activist who we’ll call “Amy”. Tristan has been working to start a career in politics has put both of their futures in jeopardy. Life never goes in a direction you expect it to – not here, not in Dysmal Nitch.

Sea Lions circa 2016 in Astoria Oregon

Lonely Sea Lions

Hundreds of bachelor-ready-to-party California Sea Lions have packed the dock, but for some it’s a lonely sojourn. What is the outlook for single Sea Lions?