Dysmal Nitch Pacific Northwest

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Rural Route 2, Oklahoma in the 80’s and lots and lots of spiders.

Trigger Warning: there is an abundance of spiders, ticks and scorpions in this story. An animal dies and generally this is a pretty damn dark story, and nobody should read it.

I see spiders. Spiders find me. I have nutty interactions with spiders almost every week. They will slide down a web in front of my face. Come over and sit beside the mouse while I work at the computer. They’ll come and do dishes with me. Spiders are my spirit animal and it’s horrific. Why not owls? Or birds? Maybe a sharp billed Raven. I would take a possum or even a grasshopper. Why Spiders oh’ Universe?

Nathan Pritikin and Ancel Keys

Out From Under the Bus.

The ghosts of Nathan Pritikin and Ancel Keys join us this Halloween for the “Out from Under the Bus” nutrition tour and karaoke.

“We’ve been disturbed from our everlasting slumber by this ‘KETO’ bullshit. We’re setting the record straight for YOU the people. Let’s Go.”

Also: karaoke — come to see angry ghosts, stay for the singing.