In absolute scandalous local news a handsome young man who we’ll call “Tristan” continues to identify as a gay activist despite having a torrid physical love affair with a beautiful young Lesbian activist who we’ll call “Amy”. Tristan has been working to start a career in politics has put both of their futures in jeopardy. Life never goes in a direction you expect it to – not here, not in Dysmal Nitch.
As Thanksgiving approaches let us recall the worst fudge recipe in the history of the world, ‘Fantasy Fudge’ and big Oklahoman family get-togethers that usually resulted in at least a few feuds carried on all year long and an uncle who didn’t get a bicycle so used that as a reason to slide into alcoholism for over fifty years.
Trigger Warning: there is an abundance of spiders, ticks and scorpions in this story. An animal dies and generally this is a pretty damn dark story, and nobody should read it.
I see spiders. Spiders find me. I have nutty interactions with spiders almost every week. They will slide down a web in front of my face. Come over and sit beside the mouse while I work at the computer. They’ll come and do dishes with me. Spiders are my spirit animal and it’s horrific. Why not owls? Or birds? Maybe a sharp billed Raven. I would take a possum or even a grasshopper. Why Spiders oh’ Universe?
In the United States we don’t have an Obesity problem. We have a food additive problem. The B-Vitamins are required for fat deposition and are included in otherwise low-nutrient food sources. Food producers are allowed to put in more vitamin mix then required so that labels can say, “200% of your daily required…” The low-nutrient food sources are also fortified with iron which causes a whole Pandora’s box of health issues such as in white Caucasians, who are prone to hemochromotosis a genetic predisposition to store extra iron. Vitamin C causes an uptick in Iron acquisition and is also commonly added to food and supplemented meaning most people get several times their iron requirements daily. And finally, worth of an entire book by itself: inorganic phosphates that can literally turn your elastic happy heart arteries to stone.
Problem is that Becky is getting older and she’s frustrated with what she sees as a drop off in her social media presence. “More followers, more likes and more DM’s, now.” Becky’s husband owns an investment company in Portland and they had quite a bit of money – but Becky lost her job after sleeping … Continue reading Becky Requires a Three Legged Dog.
Visitors and tourists stopping for gas on their way out of town at Curly’s (Pit Stop) often raise an eyebrow at the dense woods across the highway curiously fenced in, as if holding top government secrets. Eight foot tall chain link fence is topped with an abundance of barbed wire, and cameras at the most … Continue reading Cursed Forest Lands to Be Re-branded ‘Astor Wood’ in Smart Financial Move
The Conspiracy Theorists go head to head with local First Baptist for rights to use, “The End is Here” on signage. Debate to be heard at City Hall on Tuesday night.
Long retired activists Margo and Herman live in an abandoned RV on the side of a mountain waiting for the inevitable end of civilization – unaware that their causes, acid rain and the hole in the ozone layer, long ago passed them by.
Ronald Dutch finds himself in Dysmal Nitch once again – and the aliens hot on his trail have found him, but Dysmal Nitch has plans for Ronald and giant cats, roof rats, a fish-wreck and a thousand seagulls won’t stand in the way.
This years paranormal investigators convention is underway and insights are being shared. Research and presentation notes are presented here.
