It was a cloudy late winter day in Dysmal Nitch when cryptographer and AI language specialist Dr. Abadi found himself on a bus outside of Astor Woods. The programmer ran his hand through thread like white hair while he stared out the window thinking of the lecture he was supposed to be giving at that … Continue reading College Gains New Math Professor (The Language of Trees)
Trigger Warning: there is an abundance of spiders, ticks and scorpions in this story. An animal dies and generally this is a pretty damn dark story, and nobody should read it.
I see spiders. Spiders find me. I have nutty interactions with spiders almost every week. They will slide down a web in front of my face. Come over and sit beside the mouse while I work at the computer. They’ll come and do dishes with me. Spiders are my spirit animal and it’s horrific. Why not owls? Or birds? Maybe a sharp billed Raven. I would take a possum or even a grasshopper. Why Spiders oh’ Universe?
In the United States we don’t have an Obesity problem. We have a food additive problem. The B-Vitamins are required for fat deposition and are included in otherwise low-nutrient food sources. Food producers are allowed to put in more vitamin mix then required so that labels can say, “200% of your daily required…” The low-nutrient food sources are also fortified with iron which causes a whole Pandora’s box of health issues such as in white Caucasians, who are prone to hemochromotosis a genetic predisposition to store extra iron. Vitamin C causes an uptick in Iron acquisition and is also commonly added to food and supplemented meaning most people get several times their iron requirements daily. And finally, worth of an entire book by itself: inorganic phosphates that can literally turn your elastic happy heart arteries to stone.
The Conspiracy Theorists go head to head with local First Baptist for rights to use, “The End is Here” on signage. Debate to be heard at City Hall on Tuesday night.
This years paranormal investigators convention is underway and insights are being shared. Research and presentation notes are presented here.
“Swedish Tacos? This is a Reichstag moment, the gospel of the Führer!” The General paced back and forth topping off each paper napkin dispenser, making sure the ketchup was full, unlocking the doors.
Amy begins a job as a personal organizer with a Korean born programmer from Seattle named August. Pays great. But there are lost items literally everywhere. Will Amy help sort August — or will August influence Amy into a never ending loop of losing identity along the way. Are all the pieces just doomed to stay lost?
On today’s podcast I am joined by Mr. Fit Misfortune, the absolute legend on the popular fitness tracker Strava, who posts daily about his epic struggles as he endures his four month workout streak. No matter the obstacle, he completes his workout. Mr. Fit Misfortune has several thousand followers who are exhilarated each day by … Continue reading Mr. Misfortune, The Absolute Legend of Strava
Johann Jakob Astor is the most famous Lich King in the United States as of writing this. Once a powerful merchant with a monopoly that stretched from coast to coast he settled down after death in the city bearing his name, Astoria Oregon. Let me stop you right there. Right before you ask me something … Continue reading Johan Jakob Astor – Lich King
sub·urb ˈsəbərb/ noun an outlying district of a city, especially a residential one. Fact – the scariest of all suburbs have all the streets named for trees. The suburb which I now occupied had only tree named streets. And there were only two housing plans used. The one story suburban ranch style and the two … Continue reading The Perfect Burb
