As a burned out artist and writer I bought a place cheap on the edge of Dysmal Nitch, what could go wrong?
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Drugs, Souls, and the Metaphysical
What if we’re not so much the sum of our experiences – what if we’re the sum of what we put into our bodies via food, drugs, chemicals? What if it determines our frequency, success, friends and opportunities?
The happenstance and synchronicity may look random to our viewpoints that are so often fixed in duality, but in the metaphysical it’s all interwoven.
Possibly what we consume loads a program as predictable as an operating system. It frames our behaviors. Maybe in a Biblical sense self-indulgence and greed reap certain misfortune. It’s an old thought indeed.
Let us also ponder what happens when people in power believe their bloodlines, and ivy league education has made them superior and this specialness justifies their life extension drug use? Like other drug use they start to vibrate at a different frequency and engage in a reality the rest of us can’t understand.
Finally – maybe we can find our potential from something as simple as including fresh mushrooms in our diet every week or not eating ultra processed food and avoiding flouride. It really could be that simple.
We’re all metronomes striving to sync to our true tribe. Have trouble finding your tribe and where you belong? Try changing how you eat.
Fort Stevens’ Astral Spiders: Just Hanging Around
Across the River in Oregon This year the Steven’s woods was struck by formidable challenges that directly lead to an overpopulation of Astral Spiders. First the forest found itself occupied with an intoxicated violent transient encampment (that dumped trash and defecated in the woods). Then in the main park an influx of tourists heavy with … Continue reading Fort Stevens’ Astral Spiders: Just Hanging Around
Local activists revealed to be ‘hot for each other’
In absolute scandalous local news a handsome young man who we’ll call “Tristan” continues to identify as a gay activist despite having a torrid physical love affair with a beautiful young Lesbian activist who we’ll call “Amy”. Tristan has been working to start a career in politics has put both of their futures in jeopardy. Life never goes in a direction you expect it to – not here, not in Dysmal Nitch.
Margo and Herman, Environmental Activists!
Long retired activists Margo and Herman live in an abandoned RV on the side of a mountain waiting for the inevitable end of civilization – unaware that their causes, acid rain and the hole in the ozone layer, long ago passed them by.
On the Popularity of Swedish FISH Tacos.
“Swedish Tacos? This is a Reichstag moment, the gospel of the Führer!” The General paced back and forth topping off each paper napkin dispenser, making sure the ketchup was full, unlocking the doors.
#1 Orange Cat Workout
Guest post this week by the #1 Orange Cat who explains his unique philosophy of eating as much as possible, sleeping as much as possible, avoiding dogs, not over thinking shoe choice (he goes barefoot!) and philosophizes over the lack of pails of gravy.
Johan Jakob Astor – Lich King
Johann Jakob Astor is the most famous Lich King in the United States as of writing this. Once a powerful merchant with a monopoly that stretched from coast to coast he settled down after death in the city bearing his name, Astoria Oregon. Let me stop you right there. Right before you ask me something … Continue reading Johan Jakob Astor – Lich King
Comorbidity – Is Santa Safe?
Christmas Day 2020 Despite naysayers pointing out that Santa Clause aka St.Nick aka Kris Kringle was in too much danger to deliver presents this year due to a plethora of comorbid medical conditions that puts him at extreme risk to catch and subsequently die from Covid-19: Presents Are Here! Boom Thus once again Santa is … Continue reading Comorbidity – Is Santa Safe?
Local Squirrel Discovers Acoustics, Becomes an Overnight Sensation!
Douglas’ Squirrel Ed Squirrel spent all his time in coniferous trees occasionally hazing passerby’s of any and all sorts with a loud bird like call. Little did Ed know he had a date with destiny when he wondered into an abandoned concrete building.