Christmas Day 2020 Despite naysayers pointing out that Santa Clause aka St.Nick aka Kris Kringle was in too much danger to deliver presents this year due to a plethora of comorbid medical conditions that puts him at extreme risk to catch and subsequently die from Covid-19: Presents Are Here! Boom Thus once again Santa is … Continue reading Comorbidity – Is Santa Safe?
The Sir William Wallace Uncivilized Freedom Virtual Duathlon is scheduled to take place March 27th of 2021 in Dysmal Nitch. Participants will have a choice of: 5k run, 25 mile bike ride, 10k run or 1 mile run, 15 mile bike ride, 5K run
Runners are thrown into the semi-annual Black Lake race without warning and must call upon not just their athletic ability but mental strength to overcome a wide assortment of obstacles and an uncertain finish line. This years race has been absolutely brutal without one finisher yet emerging!
God ushered in more fall and winter like weather this week as we experienced our first freeze of the year with chilly temps hovering around 32f in the morning!
“starting tomorrow there will be an unshielded open power line conduit running a circuitous route along the floor and at times along the wall through the entirety of the historic wooden pier. The power line will run past each shop and eventually emerge out the back onto the dock to vanish under the deep water of the river heading toward the ocean, where of course it will be shielded and properly maintained as to not endanger any sea life! This power line will be immensely dangerous! Death to any who touch it. 6,000 live volts! Amperage hasn’t been calculated, but I can only use the word insane to describe it! You’re fair little municipality will be the first to host such a quantum leap breakthrough!”
Radiological PPE may not be enough to keep from catching the grey plague this Halloween season, how to avoid zombies and not become one yourself!
The McTerranean diet is a way of eating based on the traditional cuisine of the American Midwest. While there is no single definition of the McTerranean diet, it is typically high in vegetable (oil), soft drinks, white bread, potatoes (fries), nuggets and ice cream.
Douglas’ Squirrel Ed Squirrel spent all his time in coniferous trees occasionally hazing passerby’s of any and all sorts with a loud bird like call. Little did Ed know he had a date with destiny when he wondered into an abandoned concrete building.
Hundreds of bachelor-ready-to-party California Sea Lions have packed the dock, but for some it’s a lonely sojourn. What is the outlook for single Sea Lions?
Every October home owners can expect to here mysterious noises, thumping and the sound of foot steps on their roof tops, but are they dangerous to your roof and ceiling? and how should you best cope with an influx of autumn Wendigos.
