This fall a new comedy from NBBC follows the hilarious antics of a middle aged man going from death-row to front-row! Bay High might seem like the perfect high school but principal Peters can’t figure out which one of the fun-loving students is racking up an alarming murder count! Detective Rikkels has a crazy idea that just might work, use a serial killer to catch a serial killer! It’s a laugh out loud all for the family evening show new this fall.
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Local activists revealed to be ‘hot for each other’
In absolute scandalous local news a handsome young man who we’ll call “Tristan” continues to identify as a gay activist despite having a torrid physical love affair with a beautiful young Lesbian activist who we’ll call “Amy”. Tristan has been working to start a career in politics has put both of their futures in jeopardy. Life never goes in a direction you expect it to – not here, not in Dysmal Nitch.
Cursed Forest Lands to Be Re-branded ‘Astor Wood’ in Smart Financial Move
Visitors and tourists stopping for gas on their way out of town at Curly’s (Pit Stop) often raise an eyebrow at the dense woods across the highway curiously fenced in, as if holding top government secrets. Eight foot tall chain link fence is topped with an abundance of barbed wire, and cameras at the most … Continue reading Cursed Forest Lands to Be Re-branded ‘Astor Wood’ in Smart Financial Move
Debate, “The End Is Here” At City Hall
The Conspiracy Theorists go head to head with local First Baptist for rights to use, “The End is Here” on signage. Debate to be heard at City Hall on Tuesday night.
Margo and Herman, Environmental Activists!
Long retired activists Margo and Herman live in an abandoned RV on the side of a mountain waiting for the inevitable end of civilization – unaware that their causes, acid rain and the hole in the ozone layer, long ago passed them by.
There Are Space Aliens Running the Bank of Utah.
Man with gun bursts into Bank of Utah meeting and complains about illegal aliens, that he referred to as ‘Greys’ , set at table with well dressed banking hegemony. After firing multiple shots the disgruntled man facing eviction drove from Utah to Dysmal Nitch.
On the Popularity of Swedish FISH Tacos.
“Swedish Tacos? This is a Reichstag moment, the gospel of the Führer!” The General paced back and forth topping off each paper napkin dispenser, making sure the ketchup was full, unlocking the doors.
Ron Paul’s MEGA Outboard Motor
This story has zero purpose. It is very silly. Ron Paul (seen here as a barely recognizable and poorly rushed doodle as a gnome…) … well the citizens of Dysmal Nitch build a giant outboard MEGA motor to convince Ron Paul to come and visit and fish.
This Week in Weather
Tantalizing sunshine, well-behaved placid ocean waves and an abundance of rain from last week has nature bursting at the seems. Mosquitoes and tourists move in, double of last years infestation.
Johan Jakob Astor – Lich King
Johann Jakob Astor is the most famous Lich King in the United States as of writing this. Once a powerful merchant with a monopoly that stretched from coast to coast he settled down after death in the city bearing his name, Astoria Oregon. Let me stop you right there. Right before you ask me something … Continue reading Johan Jakob Astor – Lich King
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