Dysmal Nitch Pacific Northwest

Category Archives: Conspiracy

Stress Test

“Cultist deep-state actors use petroleum to communicate with ancient, supernatural evil and co-opt a couple’s new home, perched high on a hill, aiming to control the fleet of global defense ships. The Deep State is conducting a final test to gauge how effectively COV-19, wielded as a cudgel, has prepared Earth’s population for an impending galactic war. The Satanic Deep State’s AI has underestimated the residents of Dysmal Nitch, who, armed with old-school analog technologies and ancient wisdom, unite to defend their home.”

The Slack Tide

Sunday Sermon: A Call To Action (and Potluck Sunday!)

JULY 28, 2024 SUNDAY by REVEREND ANGRY BOB This is sermon about consumption and becoming consumed with our consumption, yup, Satan’s old game. And it’s especially about how we’ve all been funneled into having to consume technology as if it was the new and improved processed food. It’s also about taking some steps to help … Continue reading Sunday Sermon: A Call To Action (and Potluck Sunday!)

Fort Stevens’ Astral Spiders: Just Hanging Around

Across the River in Oregon This year the Steven’s woods was struck by formidable challenges that directly lead to an overpopulation of Astral Spiders. First the forest found itself occupied with an intoxicated violent transient encampment (that dumped trash and defecated in the woods). Then in the main park an influx of tourists heavy with … Continue reading Fort Stevens’ Astral Spiders: Just Hanging Around

Cursed Forest Lands to Be Re-branded ‘Astor Wood’ in Smart Financial Move

Visitors and tourists stopping for gas on their way out of town at Curly’s (Pit Stop) often raise an eyebrow at the dense woods across the highway curiously fenced in, as if holding top government secrets. Eight foot tall chain link fence is topped with an abundance of barbed wire, and cameras at the most … Continue reading Cursed Forest Lands to Be Re-branded ‘Astor Wood’ in Smart Financial Move