JULY 28, 2024 SUNDAY by REVEREND ANGRY BOB This is sermon about consumption and becoming consumed with our consumption, yup, Satan’s old game. And it’s especially about how we’ve all been funneled into having to consume technology as if it was the new and improved processed food. It’s also about taking some steps to help … Continue reading Sunday Sermon: A Call To Action (and Potluck Sunday!)
Across the River in Oregon This year the Steven’s woods was struck by formidable challenges that directly lead to an overpopulation of Astral Spiders. First the forest found itself occupied with an intoxicated violent transient encampment (that dumped trash and defecated in the woods). Then in the main park an influx of tourists heavy with … Continue reading Fort Stevens’ Astral Spiders: Just Hanging Around
It was a cloudy late winter day in Dysmal Nitch when cryptographer and AI language specialist Dr. Abadi found himself on a bus outside of Astor Woods. The programmer ran his hand through thread like white hair while he stared out the window thinking of the lecture he was supposed to be giving at that … Continue reading College Gains New Math Professor (The Language of Trees)
Visitors and tourists stopping for gas on their way out of town at Curly’s (Pit Stop) often raise an eyebrow at the dense woods across the highway curiously fenced in, as if holding top government secrets. Eight foot tall chain link fence is topped with an abundance of barbed wire, and cameras at the most … Continue reading Cursed Forest Lands to Be Re-branded ‘Astor Wood’ in Smart Financial Move
The Conspiracy Theorists go head to head with local First Baptist for rights to use, “The End is Here” on signage. Debate to be heard at City Hall on Tuesday night.
