“Stay back, do not touch it. It’s right there, right at your feet, now snaking up the wall at arm level, but definitely do not touch it. 6,000 VOLTS! It says it right there….and there it is, how did you get so close? Why are you staring at the Red Line anyway?”
This story has zero purpose. It is very silly. Ron Paul (seen here as a barely recognizable and poorly rushed doodle as a gnome…) … well the citizens of Dysmal Nitch build a giant outboard MEGA motor to convince Ron Paul to come and visit and fish.
Tantalizing sunshine, well-behaved placid ocean waves and an abundance of rain from last week has nature bursting at the seems. Mosquitoes and tourists move in, double of last years infestation.
Hundreds of bachelor-ready-to-party California Sea Lions have packed the dock, but for some it’s a lonely sojourn. What is the outlook for single Sea Lions?
