Bigelow lived at the old trailer with his two frail elderly owners until one day years ago they disappeared, never to return. Living off mice in the woods and stealing food from a nearby dog dish (which was risky!) Bigelow had a dream though, a dream to be an indoor cat. He has worked tirelessly for over a year now to relocate himself indoors.
Man with gun bursts into Bank of Utah meeting and complains about illegal aliens, that he referred to as ‘Greys’ , set at table with well dressed banking hegemony. After firing multiple shots the disgruntled man facing eviction drove from Utah to Dysmal Nitch.
“Swedish Tacos? This is a Reichstag moment, the gospel of the Führer!” The General paced back and forth topping off each paper napkin dispenser, making sure the ketchup was full, unlocking the doors.
Amy begins a job as a personal organizer with a Korean born programmer from Seattle named August. Pays great. But there are lost items literally everywhere. Will Amy help sort August — or will August influence Amy into a never ending loop of losing identity along the way. Are all the pieces just doomed to stay lost?
This story has zero purpose. It is very silly. Ron Paul (seen here as a barely recognizable and poorly rushed doodle as a gnome…) … well the citizens of Dysmal Nitch build a giant outboard MEGA motor to convince Ron Paul to come and visit and fish.
Rainy spring weather – watch your step for banana slugs! The large pests are hitting up garbage bins and this year there is more to eat than ever! The slugs have grown enormous this year due to an abnormally high concentration of utter garbage. No barrage of ridicule will slow down the Pacific Northwest slug … Continue reading Spring Garbage Slugs!
Guest post this week by the #1 Orange Cat who explains his unique philosophy of eating as much as possible, sleeping as much as possible, avoiding dogs, not over thinking shoe choice (he goes barefoot!) and philosophizes over the lack of pails of gravy.
Tantalizing sunshine, well-behaved placid ocean waves and an abundance of rain from last week has nature bursting at the seems. Mosquitoes and tourists move in, double of last years infestation.
On today’s podcast I am joined by Mr. Fit Misfortune, the absolute legend on the popular fitness tracker Strava, who posts daily about his epic struggles as he endures his four month workout streak. No matter the obstacle, he completes his workout. Mr. Fit Misfortune has several thousand followers who are exhilarated each day by … Continue reading Mr. Misfortune, The Absolute Legend of Strava
Johann Jakob Astor is the most famous Lich King in the United States as of writing this. Once a powerful merchant with a monopoly that stretched from coast to coast he settled down after death in the city bearing his name, Astoria Oregon. Let me stop you right there. Right before you ask me something … Continue reading Johan Jakob Astor – Lich King
