Dysmal Nitch Pacific Northwest

Monthly Archives: February 2025

Stress Test

“Cultist deep-state actors use petroleum to communicate with ancient, supernatural evil and co-opt a couple’s new home, perched high on a hill, aiming to control the fleet of global defense ships. The Deep State is conducting a final test to gauge how effectively COV-19, wielded as a cudgel, has prepared Earth’s population for an impending galactic war. The Satanic Deep State’s AI has underestimated the residents of Dysmal Nitch, who, armed with old-school analog technologies and ancient wisdom, unite to defend their home.”