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Monthly Archives: January 2023

‘Freed by the Bell’

This fall a new comedy from NBBC follows the hilarious antics of a middle aged man going from death-row to front-row! Bay High might seem like the perfect high school but principal Peters can’t figure out which one of the fun-loving students is racking up an alarming murder count! Detective Rikkels has a crazy idea that just might work, use a serial killer to catch a serial killer! It’s a laugh out loud all for the family evening show new this fall.

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6,000 Volts Orca Red Line

“Stay back, do not touch it.  It’s right there, right at your feet, now snaking up the wall at arm level, but definitely do not touch it.  6,000 VOLTS! It says it right there….and there it is, how did you get so close?  Why are you staring at the Red Line anyway?”

Local activists revealed to be ‘hot for each other’

In absolute scandalous local news a handsome young man who we’ll call “Tristan” continues to identify as a gay activist despite having a torrid physical love affair with a beautiful young Lesbian activist who we’ll call “Amy”. Tristan has been working to start a career in politics has put both of their futures in jeopardy. Life never goes in a direction you expect it to – not here, not in Dysmal Nitch.