“Swedish Tacos? This is a Reichstag moment, the gospel of the Führer!” The General paced back and forth topping off each paper napkin dispenser, making sure the ketchup was full, unlocking the doors.
Monthly Archives: August 2021
The Recollected Pieces of August
Amy begins a job as a personal organizer with a Korean born programmer from Seattle named August. Pays great. But there are lost items literally everywhere. Will Amy help sort August — or will August influence Amy into a never ending loop of losing identity along the way. Are all the pieces just doomed to stay lost?
Ron Paul’s MEGA Outboard Motor
This story has zero purpose. It is very silly. Ron Paul (seen here as a barely recognizable and poorly rushed doodle as a gnome…) … well the citizens of Dysmal Nitch build a giant outboard MEGA motor to convince Ron Paul to come and visit and fish.
Spring Garbage Slugs!
Rainy spring weather – watch your step for banana slugs! The large pests are hitting up garbage bins and this year there is more to eat than ever! The slugs have grown enormous this year due to an abnormally high concentration of utter garbage. No barrage of ridicule will slow down the Pacific Northwest slug … Continue reading Spring Garbage Slugs!