Comorbidity – Is Santa Safe?

Super Morbidly Obese Santa Still Has the Clout To Bring the XmAs

Christmas Day 2020

Despite naysayers pointing out that Santa Clause aka St.Nick aka Kris Kringle was in too much danger to deliver presents this year due to a plethora of comorbid medical conditions that puts him at extreme risk to catch and subsequently die from Covid-19: Presents Are Here!

Boom

Thus once again Santa is the biggest bad ass in the PNW.

After eating a ham, a turkey, 3 chickens, a 5 gallon bucket of Christmas pudding, indulging in the ever flowing chocolate fountain and a dozen cookies that were 90% butter — St. Nick roused himself to kick ass all Christmas Eve.

Some say the elves and reindeer have taken over in recent years and nobody has seen Mrs. Clause for at least 60 years now.

Still our belief is strong and his will to deliver presents stronger.

Christmas forever.

And Goodwill.