Wendigo Migration Season Puts Homes At Risk for Roof Damage

Mushroom on KwisKwis Trail, Mushrooms announce the start of Wendigo Season

Every October home owners can expect to here mysterious noises, thumping and the sound of foot steps on their roof tops, but are they dangerous to your roof and ceiling? and how should you best cope with an influx of autumn Wendigos.

Tom Broober of the ODFW tells the Bulletin, “don’t put out young children that may lure in the migrating Wendigo as a potential food source. Also beautiful maidens pining near open windows is nearly irresistible pre-winter snack. Feeding Wendigos is highly discouraged.”

Broober went on to say that loose roofing tiles and the lack of easy access to your roof makes conditions hazardous for Wendigos who must travel over the roofs of potential meals in order to locate food.

Personally I was at the gym this morning and a Wendigo was clearly on the roof trying to snatch up some wayward teenager full of angst and Mr.Broober likes to point out that the best way to be sure of not falling prey is to keep your outlook sunny and to be consistently positive.

Words to live by!