Dysmal Nitch Pacific Northwest

Monthly Archives: October 2020

Nathan Pritikin and Ancel Keys

Out From Under the Bus.

The ghosts of Nathan Pritikin and Ancel Keys join us this Halloween for the “Out from Under the Bus” nutrition tour and karaoke.

“We’ve been disturbed from our everlasting slumber by this ‘KETO’ bullshit. We’re setting the record straight for YOU the people. Let’s Go.”

Also: karaoke — come to see angry ghosts, stay for the singing.

Dysmal Nitch Dock

The 6,000 Volt Red Line

“starting tomorrow there will be an unshielded open power line conduit running a circuitous route along the floor and at times along the wall through the entirety of the historic wooden pier. The power line will run past each shop and eventually emerge out the back onto the dock to vanish under the deep water of the river heading toward the ocean, where of course it will be shielded and properly maintained as to not endanger any sea life! This power line will be immensely dangerous! Death to any who touch it. 6,000 live volts! Amperage hasn’t been calculated, but I can only use the word insane to describe it! You’re fair little municipality will be the first to host such a quantum leap breakthrough!”

Trail Running Corner

Oct.10-18th 2020

This weeks workout routine for reconditioning after spending 6 months transformed into a gnarlabar.

Sea Lions circa 2016 in Astoria Oregon

Lonely Sea Lions

Hundreds of bachelor-ready-to-party California Sea Lions have packed the dock, but for some it’s a lonely sojourn. What is the outlook for single Sea Lions?